Kris and Bruce Jenner have separated, but Kris wants him back! The Crypt Keeper returns with a haunting story about Justin Bieber. A new study shows American adults are dumber than the average human and so we’ve created a new national anthem. Jay Leno is on the phone with a few new jokes. And on … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 10, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: ABC: The Middle, Back in the Game, Modern Family, Jimmy Kimmel Live (with guest Kanye West) CBS: Survivor Fox: X Factor A&E Duck Dynasty Survivor – Recap Survivor – Theme Survivor – Redemption Island winner Survivor – Marissa eliminated Survivor – Tribal Council Tie Survivor – Brad bounced Survivor – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, October 10, 2013
UCN Written Prep Thursday, October 10, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool Stuff From the … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, October 10, 2013
Tired of the government shutdown? How ’bout a Government Shut Up! The NFL is back raising awareness of female health issues and Football Films thinks there’s a lot more the league could be covering in pink. Miley Cyrus joked with Matt Lauer that people over 40 don’t have sex anymore and we have a stern … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 9, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: Fox: Dads, Brooklyn Nine Nine, New Girl and Mindy Project NBC: The Voice Dads – Theme Dads – Sex education Dads – Taking Dad to work Brooklyn 99 – Theme Brooklyn 99 – Captain Happy Brooklyn 99 – Definition of terms NewGirl – Ferguson and the catchelor party NewGirl – … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, October 9, 2013
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, October 9, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, October 9, 2013
Forget Tebowing…the newest craze among NFL fans is Manning! The Crypt Keeper brings you a tale of terror with an installment of Celebrity Hauntings. Vanilla flavoring is extracted from the anal sack of a Beaver. Bet you didn’t know that. And we bet you’d love to fill your studio with smell of Beaver Butt Air … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 8, 2013
TV Audio from these shows: ABC: Dancing with the Stars CBS: How I Met Your Mother Fox: Sleepy Hollow NBC: The Voice HIMYM – Marshall is en route HIMYM – Theme HIMYM – Bro Code in history HIMYM – Poker with Tim Gunn SleepyHollow – Smooth Operator SleepyHollow – Theme SleepyHollow – The Hessian has … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Tuesday, October 8, 2013
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, October 8, 2013 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Mars vs. Venus New DVD Releases and Re-releases Top DVD Sales and Rentals New Music Releases and Re-releases Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, October 8, 2013
The weirdest thing about the new season of The Voice is Cee Lo’s head tattoo. Permanent or temporary, it looks ridiculous and it’s time to mock it with a song parody. Do you know someone who can’t stop sending replies to text messages? Get them the help they need with a special PSA. Coach Gruden … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 7, 2013