Microsoft billionaire Steve Ballmer purchased the LA Clippers for the betterment of mankind. Thirsty? Cow manure is being turned into drinking water. Virgin Galactic is one step closer to putting celebrities into space. Monday is Leave The Office Early Day. And we start the week with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 2, 2014
Welcome Friday with a parody of the newest Imagine Dragons hit. The Honda Accord is the most stolen vehicle in America and they’re proud of it. We’ve got fake trailers for the new movies “Maleficent” and “A Million Ways to Die in the West.” Barack Obama accidentally outs more secret operatives in his Weekly Address. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 30, 2014
There are two winners of the Scripps National Spelling Bee. It’s the first time in 52 years that two spellers have shared the top spot. Ansun Sujoe (AHN-sahn SOO-joe) of Fort Worth, Texas … and Sriram Hathwar (SEER-am HATH-wah) of Painted Post, New York. Here’s the final word spelling … by Ansun: feuilleton (FOI-ih-tn) — is … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Friday, May 30, 2014
UCN Written Prep Friday, May 30, 2014 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool Stuff From the Web … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, May 30, 2014
Celebrate Real American Heroes like 50 Cent and all celebrities past and present who are horrible at throwing out the ceremonial first pitch. The cash giveaway in San Francisco is being ripped off as a new game show starring Regis Philbin. Barney the Dinosaur explains the why school lunches are awful. Jay Leno is back … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 29, 2014
FERGUSON – Dinero Reveals His Dad Was Gay FERGUSON – Las Vegas Taking Bets on When Kanye & Kim Will Divorce FERGUSON – NYC Mayor Overturns Ferret Ban TRIBUTE TO DON RICKLES – Brian Williams TRIBUTE TO DON RICKLES – Johnny Depp (short) TRIBUTE TO DON RICKLES – Eddie Murphy (says ASS twice) TRIBUTE TO … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Thursday, May 29, 2014
UCN Written Prep Thursday, May 29, 2014 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool Stuff From the … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, May 29, 2014
America’s Got Talent is back and America doesn’t want it. More municipalities are allowing citizens to text 911 and as you might expect autocorrect is wreaking havoc. Parody Jeremy takes exception to Pitbull’s misogynistic lyrics. Barack Obama talks about a naked man at the White House. And May 28th is National Hamburger Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, May 28, 2014
AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – 9-year-old Adrian Charms the Judges Before He Plays Piano AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – 9-year-old Adrian Plays Howard is Confused So Adiran Plays A Second Tune on the Piano AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – Dan Naturman Does Comedy AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – Donny Valentine Gets a Unanimous No AMERICA’S GOT TALENT – Donny … Continue reading TV Soundbites for Wednesday, May 28, 2014
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, May 28, 2014 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Timeline CeleBirthdays Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Lifestyles Our Weird World Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Cool … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, May 28, 2014