By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com ROBERTS TAKES OVER PADRES Dave Roberts replaces the fired Bud Black as interim manager of the San Diego Padres. ***In other words, Roberts is the New Black MIKE MALONE IS A NUGGET Sources say the NBA’s Denver Nuggets have hired ex-Sacramento Kings’ head coach Malone as its new man. … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, June 16, 2015
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, June 16, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Mars vs. Venus New DVD Releases and Re-releases Top DVD Sales and Rentals New Music Releases and Re-releases … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, June 16, 2015
Regale the Real American Hero who had the vision to bake hot dogs into the crust of pizzas. Go live to a scientific press conference disputing the accuracy of Jurassic World. Cheech & Chong report on plans to legalize marijuana in the state of Michigan. Monday is Smile Power Day. And three new Show Sweepers … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, June 15, 2015
UCN Written Prep Monday, June 15, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Web Tripping It Really Happened In… Box Office Report Interesting Interviews Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, June 15, 2015
By Dave Coombs of DaveCoombsMedia.com NBA FINALS GAME 5 RECAP Last night ABC-TV made sure it did not show any more shots of LeBron James’ penis, after a live camera during Game 4 caught the James junk when the King was adjusting his shorts. ***When James was asked about the junk adjustment, he said: … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, June 15, 2015
A classic hits parody of Cats in the Cradle is all about how cat’s poop has been proven to cause mental illness in humans. If you’re tired of land-based dinosaur-themed vacations, head out on the high seas aboard a Jurassic Cruise! Enjoy two Fake Trailers for Jurassic World. The President defends Obamacare yet again in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 12, 2015
By Dave Coombs of DaveCoombsMedia.com MATTHEW DELLAVEDOVA The Cleveland Cavs’ madman Aussie guard, who was dehydrated and needed an IV after Game 3 of the NBA Finals, was back for Game 4. But he vowed to give up his traditional pre-game cup of coffee. ***It was actor Alec Baldwin who convinced Dellavedova: ***Dellavedova was … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, June 12, 2015
UCN Written Prep Friday, June 12, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff From … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, June 12, 2015
Homer Simpson sings George Strait’s famous break up song about his and Marge’s upcoming separation. Game of Thrones is releasing an official coloring book and we’ve got an ad for it. Barney the Dinosaur warns kids about the health dangers of owning a cat. Jerry Seinfeld’s anti-PC rant is the basis for this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 11, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com MESSI (AND MESSY) TAX FRAUD The world’s biggest soccer superstar Lionel (lee-uh-NELL) Messi will have to appear in court and stand trial on tax fraud charges. He misled authorities to the tune of about $5 million. ***We don’t really care about his tax troubles, but the story allows us … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, June 11, 2015