A classic hits parody of Cats in the Cradle is all about how cat’s poop has been proven to cause mental illness in humans. If you’re tired of land-based dinosaur-themed vacations, head out on the high seas aboard a Jurassic Cruise! Enjoy two Fake Trailers for Jurassic World. The President defends Obamacare yet again in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, June 12, 2015
By Dave Coombs of DaveCoombsMedia.com MATTHEW DELLAVEDOVA The Cleveland Cavs’ madman Aussie guard, who was dehydrated and needed an IV after Game 3 of the NBA Finals, was back for Game 4. But he vowed to give up his traditional pre-game cup of coffee. ***It was actor Alec Baldwin who convinced Dellavedova: ***Dellavedova was … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, June 12, 2015
UCN Written Prep Friday, June 12, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff From … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, June 12, 2015
Homer Simpson sings George Strait’s famous break up song about his and Marge’s upcoming separation. Game of Thrones is releasing an official coloring book and we’ve got an ad for it. Barney the Dinosaur warns kids about the health dangers of owning a cat. Jerry Seinfeld’s anti-PC rant is the basis for this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, June 11, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com MESSI (AND MESSY) TAX FRAUD The world’s biggest soccer superstar Lionel (lee-uh-NELL) Messi will have to appear in court and stand trial on tax fraud charges. He misled authorities to the tune of about $5 million. ***We don’t really care about his tax troubles, but the story allows us … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, June 11, 2015
UCN Written Prep Thursday, June 11, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, June 11, 2015
Apple’s new music streaming service has a limitation that no one seems to be talking about. Watching Sesame Street is as good for kids as attending preschool and now they’re helping grownups too. Brian Williams reports on Lester Holt taking his old job away. Parody Jeremy sings about J-Lo’s asset seeing how it’s gotten her … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, June 10, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com CAITLYN JENNER TO GET ARTHUR ASHE COURAGE AWARD The one-time Olympic icon is receiving the annual honor July 15th at ESPN’s ESPY Awards. It’s presented annually to individuals whose contributions “transcend sports.” Previous winners are Howard Cosell, Muhammad Ali, Dean Smith, Billie Jean King, Pat Tillman, Nelson Mandela, and Robin Roberts. … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, June 10, 2015
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, June 10, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, June 10, 2015
We have an ad for Jurassic World…the theme park, not the movie. Clint Eastwood calls a press conference to apologize for his joke about Caitlyn Jenner at the Guys’ Choice Awards. A strip club in Las Vegas is taking heat for posting signs looking for recent high school grads to apply as dancers. Barack Obama … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, June 9, 2015