By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com BROADCASTER SCREW-UP Baltimore Orioles’ broadcaster Gary Thorne made a faux pas. He intended to say that Angels’ slugger Albert Pujols (POO-holse) was retired at first base…and instead said he was “retarded.” Here’s the audio: FAN SCREW-UP In the Bronx, the tradition of throwing back opponents’ home runs backfired. A … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, August 10, 2015
UCN Written Prep Friday, August 7, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff From … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, August 7, 2015
A country parody is all about making the GOP Debate as entertaining as possible. Play your audience a secret recording of Donald Trump preparing for the big night. Barney the Dinosaur stops by to explain to kids the benefits and risks of climbing trees. Jon Stewart is the foundation for this week’s Phone Jack. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, August 6, 2015
UCN Written Prep Thursday, August 6, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, August 6, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com MICHAEL PHELPS GOING DRY The U.S. Olympic swimmer says he’s swearing off booze until after the 2016 Summer Olympic Games. He has 18 gold medals and two DUIs. ***Notice Phelps said nothing about marijuana use. ***And, of course, Phelps WILL be training in Colorado Springs, where weed is legal. … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, August 6, 2015
Give Jon Stewart a musical sendoff with a Whiz Khalifa parody. Help promote the showdown that happens before the real showdown with a promo for the Fox News Remedial Debate. US carriers are refusing to allow hunters to bring safari trophies on board, but not Big Game Airways. Parody Jeremy sings about being sick of … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 5, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com PUNISHMENT FOR TORONTO But not for Kansas City. The Blue Jays hit a Royals’ player with a bean ball AFTER the Royals plunked TWO Toronto players on Sunday. The Jays got suspensions for their retaliation. ***The Royals received no punishment, or as motivation speaker Mtt Foley would put it: PLAYING … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, August 5, 2015
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, August 5, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, August 5, 2015
Unlike Corn Flakes, Fapple Jacks was created to help you love yourself in the morning. Jessica Alba’s line of sunscreen apparently does nothing to screen you from the sun. A short little diddy prompts the musical question – Where in the World is Walter J. Palmer? Tuesday is Barack Obama’s birthday so give him a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 4, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com BIDDING WAR FOR NBA STAR Nike and Adidas are vying for the exclusive services of Houston Rockets’ star James Harden. Adidas offered $200 million to the bearded Harden due to “his look and his style on and off the court.” Nike has an expiring contract with Harden and a … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, August 4, 2015