A haunting parody of Adele’s “Hello” is about the heartbreak of returning to work after a long weekend. Hillary Clinton is seeking a new term for “Illegal Immigrant.” President Donald Trump delivers a few historic presidential speeches. Monday is Stay at Home Because You Are Well Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 30, 2015
UCN Written Prep Monday, November 30, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Web Tripping It Really Happened In… Box Office Report Interesting Interviews Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, November 30, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com JERK OFF In the coverage of the Cincinnati-East Carolina football game, CBS football analyst Corey Chavous used a questionable phrase to describe the action: TYSON FURY The 6’9″ undefeated boxer Saturday beat Wladimir Klitschko for the heavyweight title. Then, he sang an Aerosmith song to his wife: ***FACTOID: Tyson … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, November 30, 2015
PROGRAMMING NOTE: In observance of Thanksgiving, UCN will be off on Thursday and Friday to recharge the comedy batteries. This DailyPost has plenty of extra bits and information to get you through the end of the week. The next new DailyPost will be available Sunday evening for use on Monday. Happy Thanksgiving to you and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 25 – Friday, November 27, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com JOHNNY NO FOOTBALL Browns’ quarterback Johnny Manziel lost his starting job and was demoted to 3rd string, all due to the viral video of him partying at a nightclub. ***Johnny was like “Whoo-hoo! 3rd string! Now I can party as much as I want!” TOM BRADY’S LATEST LIE … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, November 25, 2015
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, November 25, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, November 25, 2015
Everyone has that one drunk uncle who ruins Thanksgiving and Morgan Freeman is here to apologize in advance on his behalf. Some retailers refuse to open on Thanksgiving and are calling for it to also be a day off for other “workers.” A new show open is about how sarcasm can help with creativity. Barack … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 24, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com NEW DODGERS’ BASEBALL MANAGER Los Angeles hires San Diego bench coach Dave Roberts to lead their team. ***JULIA Roberts was unavailable. JORDAN LAWSUIT Michael Jordan gets $8.9 million from grocery store Safeway for the unauthorized use of his name in an advertisement. ***We did the math. To Jordan, the … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, November 24, 2015
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, November 24, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Mars vs. Venus New DVD Releases and Re-releases Top DVD Sales and Rentals New Music Releases and Re-releases … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, November 24, 2015
If you’re depressed from hearing too much Adele, there’s help with pharmaceuticals. Enjoy a turkey tribute from the folks at Hunger Games Turkey Farm. Cheech and Chong report on a movement to legalize the devil’s lettuce in New Jersey. Monday is National Espresso Day. And you’ve got three new Show Sweepers to get you through … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 23, 2015