With the climate change conference going on in Paris, it’s time to update Frosty the Snowman. Donald Trump is in the spirit of the season with a remake of White Christmas. If Adele keeps cranking out record-breaking albums, eventually she’ll release Adele 85. Casey Christmas is back with a new Shopping Days Countdown. Parody Jeremy … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 2, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com THE PRICE IS RIGHT Pitcher David Price signs a 7-year free agent deal with the Boston Red Sox for $217 million. ***Johnny Olson announced the deal… ***Red Sox fans went berserk… SPORTS FANTASIES Comedian Amy Schumer told GQ her sports crushes are New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady and … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, December 2, 2015
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, December 2, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, December 2, 2015
A parody of O Christmas Tree is all about how Reese’s Christmas Trees look nothing whatsoever like trees! Peyton Manning is back with a new Nationwide ad that’s all about finding his next career opportunity. We’ve got a new feature with a familiar voice to help count down the number of shopping days until Christmas. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 1, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com JOHNNY CUETO The Kansas City Royals’ baseball pitcher rejected a free agent offer from the Arizona Diamondbacks. ***Of course! Who wouldn’t want take over a hundred million to leave Missouri for Arizona! BARRY BONDS Baseball’s home run king is interviewing with the Miami Marlins for their hitting coach … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, December 1, 2015
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, December 1, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Mars vs. Venus New DVD Releases and Re-releases Top DVD Sales and Rentals New Music Releases and Re-releases … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, December 1, 2015
A haunting parody of Adele’s “Hello” is about the heartbreak of returning to work after a long weekend. Hillary Clinton is seeking a new term for “Illegal Immigrant.” President Donald Trump delivers a few historic presidential speeches. Monday is Stay at Home Because You Are Well Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with a … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 30, 2015
UCN Written Prep Monday, November 30, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Web Tripping It Really Happened In… Box Office Report Interesting Interviews Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, November 30, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com JERK OFF In the coverage of the Cincinnati-East Carolina football game, CBS football analyst Corey Chavous used a questionable phrase to describe the action: TYSON FURY The 6’9″ undefeated boxer Saturday beat Wladimir Klitschko for the heavyweight title. Then, he sang an Aerosmith song to his wife: ***FACTOID: Tyson … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, November 30, 2015
PROGRAMMING NOTE: In observance of Thanksgiving, UCN will be off on Thursday and Friday to recharge the comedy batteries. This DailyPost has plenty of extra bits and information to get you through the end of the week. The next new DailyPost will be available Sunday evening for use on Monday. Happy Thanksgiving to you and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 25 – Friday, November 27, 2015