By DaveCoombsMedia.com PEYTON’S NEW PLACE? The Rams want aging Denver Broncos’ quarterback Peyton Manning for their first season back in L.A., even though he’s allegedly told friends he’s retiring after Super Bowl 50. ***If Manning says no, the Rams are going for [insert the name of your oldest/deceased locally famous QB here]! DENNIS … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, February 4, 2016
Selena Gomez sings on behalf of the many women who are already sick of the Super Bowl. Peyton Manning has some new products he’s selling using that annoying jingle. A man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop is in the news again and he’s on the phone to help you pronounce his name. Barney the Dinosaur sings … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 4, 2016
UCN Written Prep Thursday, February 4, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff From … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, February 4, 2016
By DaveCoombsMedia.com BYE-BYE, BROWNS Wild and crazy quarterback Johnny Manziel (man-ZELL) will be released by Cleveland’s NFL team next month for “undermining” the franchise’s reputation. ***Manziel plans to head to Las Vegas and wait for the Oakland Raiders to relocate there. ***When you’re too bad for the BROWNS…you’ve got issues. MORE QB CONTROVERSY … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, February 3, 2016
An ad for Ted Cruz lists his biggest qualification for being the President of the United States. Hillary and Bernie sing a duet about their Iowa dead heat. Give a call to Punxsutawney Phil and see how life is treating him now that everyone loves him. Parody Jeremy did a version of a Florida Georgia … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 3, 2016
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, February 3, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, February 3, 2016
By DaveCoombsMedia.com OAKLAND TO VEGAS? The NFL’s Oakland Raiders are considering a move to Las Vegas. ***They could change their famous phrase to “Just Wynn, baby!” NBA PINK SLIP The Phoenix Suns have fired head coach Jeff Hornacek (HORE-nuh-seck) and replaced him with assistant coach Earl Watson. ***The Suns went with Watson, because Sherlock Holmes … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, February 2, 2016
Sing about the other quarterback in the Super Bowl with a parody of a classic R.E.M. song. Win or lose, Donald Trump is claiming total victory in the Iowa Caucuses. We’ve got some political ads for competing candidates on Groundhog Day. Warn your audience about the dirty-sounding word out of Punxsutawney. Barack Obama is clueless … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 2, 2016
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, February 2, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Mars vs. Venus New DVD Releases and Re-releases Top DVD Sales and Rentals New Music Releases and Re-releases New … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, February 2, 2016
By DaveCoombsMedia.com THOMAS DAVIS The Carolina Panthers linebacker has a recently broken arm with 11 or 12 screws in it…but he’s playing this Sunday in Super Bowl 50. ***If Bayer, or Advil, or Tylenol, or one of the beer companies doesn’t use this in a Super Bowl ad, something’s wrong! DIRTY CYCLIST Some of … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, February 1, 2016