By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com BIRDS DISS CHRIS Baseball’s Orioles offered Chris Davis a 7-year, $150 million contract to remain in Baltimore. The star slugger balked. So, the team rescinded the deal. ***The sound you just heard was Chris Davis firing his agent. ***Never let your mom negotiate your contract. JOHN MADDEN RECUPERATING The NFL coach-turned … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, December 11, 2015
UCN Written Prep Friday, December 11, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff From … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, December 11, 2015
A Star Wars fan sings about waiting in line for 12 days to be among the first see The Force Awakens. Casey Christmas is down to 15 days remaining on the Shopping Days Countdown. Barney returns to explain to concerned kids all about Donald Trump and Muslim immigrants. Rudolph’s buddy Hermie the Elf is the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, December 10, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com COACH GETS BURGER DEAL Mike Zimmer’s Minnesota Vikings this past Sunday got pummeled 38-7 by Seattle, then the NFL coach went to McDonald’s and received only one burger at the drive-thru instead of the two he’d ordered. Zimmer spoke about it at a press conference, and McDonald’s made it right … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, December 10, 2015
UCN Written Prep Thursday, December 10, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, December 10, 2015
A classic sappy song is a sad lament from a dad who wishes he’d never started the Elf on the Shelf tradition. Donald Trump takes the melody of “Santa Claus Is Coming To Town” to promote his plan to keep the Muslims out. Casey Christmas continues the Shopping Days Countdown. Parody Jeremy is hot for … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, December 9, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com BC MESS Eight Boston College basketball players are among the 80 BC students who are sick after eating at a Chipotle restaurant. BC is scheduled to play at Providence Wednesday night. ***BC is 3-5 and has been throwing up on themselves all year! So, this might actually be an … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, December 9, 2015
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, December 9, 2015 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, December 9, 2015
Two clueless NFL referees make a bad call to sing a Christmas duet with each other. The new Hello Barbie has an internet connection and already she’s being hacked. Casey Christmas counts down the remaining shopping days. Donald Trump live-Tweets the phone call you’re having with Barack Obama. And December 8th is also known as … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, December 8, 2015
By Dave Coombs from DaveCoombsMedia.com BEER BET Some New England Patriots’ fans shared a little pre-game trash talk Sunday with Philadelphia Eagles’ linebacker Connor Barwin, who told them they’d better have a beer waiting for him when he won. The Eagles did and the Pats fans complied, handing Barwin a Bud Light after the … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, December 8, 2015