DIRTY OLYMPIC WATER Recent tests of Rio’s waters revealed serious contamination from garbage and waste–rotaviruses that can cause diarrhea and vomiting and even drug-resistant “superbacteria” that can be fatal to people with weakened immune systems. One Brazilian doctor says marathon swimmers, sailors and windsurfers will be competing “in human crap.” ***One of the athletes we contacted … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, July 28, 2016
If you’ve been injured on the set of Star Wars like Harrison Ford a certain law firm is on the case. Cockroach Milk is the new super food. Check out the Bill Clinton speech we wanted to hear. Bernie Sanders is the source of this week’s Phone Jack. We’re posting bits from the vault about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, July 28, 2016
UCN Written Prep Thursday, July 28, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, July 28, 2016
BASEBALL DEAL The Toronto Blue Jays acquired outfielder Melvin Upton Jr. and cash from the San Diego Padres in exchange for minor league pitcher Hansel Rodriguez. ***Gretel was not included in the trade. ROGER FEDERER The 34-year-old tennis star needs knee surgery. He’ll miss the rest of this season, which includes the upcoming … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, July 27, 2016
Joe Biden channels Meghan Trainor in a sneak peak of his DNC speech. Your listener who’s offended by everything has an issue with salads. Help your audience beat the heat with three new Stay Cool Tips. Parody Jeremy has moved around quite a bit while playing Pokémon Go. And Wednesday is officially Take Your Houseplant … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, July 27, 2016
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, July 27, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, July 27, 2016
DION WAITERS RELOCATING The NBA star left Oklahoma City and signed a free agent deal with the Miami Heat. He’ll try to replace Dwyane Wade at guard in Miami. His 2-year contract is worth $6 million. ***That’s like replacing a Rembrandt with a velvet painting of Dogs Playing Poker. KEVIN DURANT The NBA star … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, July 26, 2016
Listen to Hillary’s Star Trek-inspired opening of the Democratic Convention. Morgan Freeman apologizes to all those injured while playing Pokémon Go. Travelocity’s Roaming Gnome roams down to the Olympic Village in Rio. Barack Obama’s on the line to talk about his Trump-supporting half brother. And Tuesday is Aunt and Uncles Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, July 26, 2016
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, July 26, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Mars vs. Venus New DVD Releases and Re-releases Top DVD Sales and Rentals New Music Releases and Re-releases New … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, July 26, 2016
RUSSIA IS GOOD TO GO The International Olympic Committee has ruled to allow some Russian athletes to compete in the 2016 Summer Olympics, despite a massive blood-doping scandal and a cover-up by Russian officials that included track and field athletes. ***Get the asterisks ready for all upcoming Russian gold medalists! ***That’s it! I’m boycotting … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, July 25, 2016