From DaveCoombsMedia.com RARE HOMER Bartolo Colon (pronounced like “Cologne”) now has the distinction of being the oldest player to hit his 1st career home run. The Mets’ portly 42-year-old pitcher this weekend took a fastball from San Diego pitcher James Shields over the fence. When a reporter asked Shields if he was surprised, he … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, May 9, 2016
There’s a new roadside assistance service for people with Bernie Sanders bumper stickers on their cars. Captain America: Civil War meets Ken Burns’ Civil War in a fake promo. Cheech and Chong report on distance runners who use marijuana to train for races. Monday is Lost Sock Memorial Day. And three new Show Sweepers are … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, May 9, 2016
UCN Written Prep Monday, May 9, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Web Tripping It Really Happened In… Box Office Report Interesting Interviews Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, May 9, 2016
From DaveCoombsMedia.com RECORD SOFTBALL DEAL Ace pitcher Monica Abbott signed with the Houston Scrap Yard Dawgs of the National Pro Fastpitch softball league. It’s a 6-year $1 million contract, considered the most lucrative deal for a woman in U.S. team sports history. ***There’s a bunch of softball dudes with big beer guts thinking about … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, May 6, 2016
A classic Springsteen parody is about Mother’s Day. Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of 50 Cent and his verbal assault of an airport janitor. Enjoy a new Mother’s Day Montage. Two Fake Trailers are ready to go for Captain America: Civil War. Mom is back with the final two Mother’s Day Countdowns. Barack Obama talks … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, May 6, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, May 6, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff From the … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, May 6, 2016
From DaveCoombsMedia.com CAVS SET RECORD Cleveland made 25 3-point shots (including a league record 18 treys in the first half) during last night’s 123-98 NBA playoff win over Atlanta. ***LeBron James led the team with 27 points, but Cleveland fans won’t be happy with him until he brings them a title… KENT BAZEMORE … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, May 5, 2016
Plenty of bits to choose from today! Donald Trump returns to sing about being the Presumptive Nominee. Take a peek back at the real fake history of Cinco De Mayo. A brand new Cinco de Mayo Montage is next. 3 days remain in the Mother’s Day Countdown. Barney explains Mother’s Day to the kids in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, May 5, 2016
UCN Written Prep Thursday, May 5, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff From … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, May 5, 2016
From DaveCoombsMedia.com CAR CHANGE NASCAR’S Dale Earnhardt Jr. is ditching his old reliable ride, nicknamed “Amelia,” because she lost her steering wheel and got too dinged up last weekend at Talladega. ***TOPIC: According to a recent study, half of all millennials name their cars? Do you? AWFUL ATLANTA The Braves, with a current winning percentage … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, May 4, 2016