Forget the American Express Card, Hillary Clinton carries the Woman Card. Donald Trump sings a recognizable playground song about Ted Cruz and Carly Fiorina. Fake Trailers are for “Keanu,” “Mother’s Day,” and “Ratchet and Clank.” Barack Obama has a replacement for Michael Strahan. And Friday is National Shrimp Scampi Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, April 29, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, April 29, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff From the … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, April 29, 2016
From DaveCoombsMedia.com NFL DRAFT 1 Pro football teams are gearing up for Thursday night in Chicago. ***Meanwhile, top collegiate players are all thinking one thing: NFL DRAFT 2 In the spirit of retiring New York Jets’ lineman D’Brickashaw Ferguson, here are some of our favorite names who expect to be called Thursday night: -Geronimo … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, April 28, 2016
A Van Halen parody called “Junk” tackles the question of how new bathroom laws will be enforced. Morgan Freeman apologizes ahead of the NFL Draft…and we’re also posting two Draft-themed bits from the UCN archive. Barney the Dinosaur wants to explain the new spanking study to children. Donald Trump returns to be the pranker in … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, April 28, 2016
UCN Written Prep Thursday, April 28, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff From … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, April 28, 2016
From DaveCoombsMedia.com RAIDERS ON THE MOVE? Oakland’s NFL team is poised for a move out of the Bay Area. Las Vegas a likely landing spot, as team officials are speaking with Las Vegas officials this week. ***If you’re gambling in Vegas, put everything on Black. And silver. ***They could change their name to the … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, April 27, 2016
Donald Trump attacked John Kasich by saying he’s a disgusting eater and Kasich responds with a mouthful. Hersey’s has a new bar that contains meat and you can hear their new ad for it. The son of a former mob boss in New York is delivering pizzas. Parody Jeremy is singing about the number one … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, April 27, 2016
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From DaveCoombsMedia.com STEPH CURRY The Golden State Warriors’ sharpshooter will miss a couple of weeks of NBA playoff action. He slipped on a wet spot on the court Sunday and sprained his MCL. ***Just ANOTHER reason to hate the wet spot! ***Curry’s just like any other guy…he hates the wet spot. CHRIS PAUL … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, April 26, 2016
Tom Brady is going to be on the bench for 4 games so he’s decided to design his own. Beyonce’s Lemonade is awfully sour if your name is Jay Z. Donald Trump takes on Cruz and Kasich and their plan to team up against him. Barack Obama talks about the shortage of Secret Service agents. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, April 26, 2016