ORIOLES AT BLUE JAYS Baseball’s 2016 playoffs began in Canada as Toronto beat Baltimore 5-2 on an 11th-inning home run by Edwin Encarnacion. The Blue Jays advance from the Wild Card game to a match-up with the Texas Rangers. A fan threw a can of beer at Orioles’ outfielder Hyun Soo Kim during play. ***The fan … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, October 5, 2016
Gather what’s left of your friends to sing about how this election is ruining friendships. Toyota has unveiled a robot baby for the Japanese market. You’ve heard Oetsi the Ice Man’s speaking voice, now hear him sing. Parody Jeremy is back to sing about poor Rick Astley. And Wednesday is World Teachers Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 5, 2016
JOHNNY FOOTBALL The phrase that ex-NFL quarterback Johnny Manziel (man-ZELL) still wants to protect. A lawyer representing Manziel’s company, JMan2 Enterprises, filed paperwork with the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office on Friday, one day before the nickname would have been abandoned. Apparently, Manziel still makes a LOT of money from autographing memorabilia if he … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Donald Trump sings about not paying taxes and getting “Money for Nothing.” Don’t fall victim to crime…get Kanye Home Security. Sweden wants to send condoms into space. Barack Obama talks about what it’s like to wait around for Bill Clinton. And Tuesday is Golf Lovers Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 4, 2016
Regale the Real American Hero who is in charge of selecting the talent for the Super Bowl Halftime Show. Donald Trump disagrees with the USA Today’s endorsement of Hillary Clinton. Cheech and Chong take on Clinton…Chelsea that is. Monday is Techies Day. And we round out Today’s Audio with three new Show Starters. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 3, 2016
WILD WILD CARD SCENARIO The end of baseball’s regular season is going down to the wire. Three games remain (the Yankees and Astros were mathematically eliminated last night), and seven teams are alive for the final four Wild Card playoff spots. ***If everyone ends up tied at the end of the regular season, it’s … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, September 30, 2016
Welcome in Friday with a parody of the viral video hit “Pen-Pineapple-Apple-Pen.” Play a promo for the devilish shows Friday night on Fox. Three Fake Movie Trailers are ready to go. Barack Obama has a hard time remembering the term “Lame Duck.” And the last day of September is Chewing Gum Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 30, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, September 30, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, September 30, 2016
TIM TEBOW The New York Mets’ minor leaguer drilled the first live pitch he saw…in his very first instructional league professional at-bat…for an opposite-field home run. ***Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he got to third base. (Credit: RoyKeane16 on Deadspin) JOHN KILICHOWSKI The St. Louis Cardinals’ minor league lefty … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, September 29, 2016
“When a Man Loves a Woman” has been turned into a parody about adding one more person to make a baby. Donald Trump won’t release his tax returns, but he has revealed the name of his tax preparer. Barney the Dinosaur explains three-parent babies to your kids. Tom Brady stars in the Phone Jack. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 29, 2016