DAVID ORTIZ The Boston Red Sox had to scrap a bobblehead promotion in honor of their outgoing slugger, because the doll was deemed racially insensitive. ***The Advertising department is blaming Marketing and THEY’RE blaming Promotions. The whole mess is being referred to as the Big Sloppy. ***The good news: Donald Trump bought the dolls and is … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, August 10, 2016
Celebrate the poolside lifeguard at the Olympics as a Real Brazilian Hero. Donald Trump explains his campaign reboot in a new address. Two new Olympic Updates and the Outro are ready to go. Parody Jeremy has set his gold medal fever to music. And Wednesday is Lazy Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, August 10, 2016
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, August 10, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Stupid Is As Stupid Does… Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, August 10, 2016
GYM RATS The men’s gymnastics team from Ukraine just threw the Olympics. Their athletes intentionally took zeroes in the team events for one of two reasons: (A) to concentrate on winning individual medals or (B) to exact revenge for the 2012 London Games in which a scoring appeal bumped Ukraine off the podium. ***Or (C) … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, August 9, 2016
Hillary Clinton makes her first official address to play down the photo of her needing help to climb stairs. Offended by Everything Guy is taken aback by the very concept of the Olympics. Two new official Olympic Updates poke fun at Women’s Beach Volleyball and Men’s Gymnastics. Barack Obama talks about his golf handicap and … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, August 9, 2016
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, August 9, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Mars vs. Venus New DVD Releases and Re-releases Top DVD Sales and Rentals New Music Releases and Re-releases New … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, August 9, 2016
THAT FRENCH GYMNAST! The most gruesome moment of the Summer Olympics occurred when France’s Samir Ait Said (Sa-MEER ah-EET sah-EED) broke his leg after a horrific landing in the men’s gymnastics vault competition. ***The good news: Said landed a huge endorsement deal with Tylenol. THAT USA ARCHER! American Brady Ellison took a silver … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, August 8, 2016
Play an ad for the restaurant where Sasha Obama works. An Olympic Montage is ready to go. We have two Olympic Update talk beds with a stand alone outro. Cheech and Chong report on gourmet cannabis cooking. Monday is Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day and we round out Today’s Audio with three … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, August 8, 2016
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JIMMY BUTLER The Chicago Bulls superstar chose a special room aboard the luxury cruise ship where Team USA is staying during the Olympics. Apparently he is so afraid of water that he asked for a room that doesn’t face the ocean. ***TOPIC: Open the phones on What is your irrational fear? RUSSELL WESTBROOK … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, August 4, 2016