THE NEW SMART FOOTBALL? The new “High and Tight” (referring to the safest way to clutch the pigskin to your chest) beeps when your fingers apply the correct amount of grip pressure. At least six NFL teams–the Redskins, Cowboys, Colts, Buccaneers, Ravens and Chargers–are using the training balls to cut down on fumbles. All six … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, September 26, 2016
Start Debate Monday with an update of a “Drunk on a Plane” parody as well as an over-the-top UFC-style intro for the candidates. Brad Pitt goes over the rules of Family Fight Club. Cheech and Chong try to figure out what BMI stands for. Monday is Love Note Day. And a new batch of Show … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 26, 2016
UCN Written Prep Monday, September 26, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Web Tripping It Really Happened In… Box Office Report Interesting Interviews Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, September 26, 2016
PATS-TEXANS Week 3 of the NFL season opened last night in New England. The Patriots were down to 3rd string quarterback Jacoby Brissett (briss-ETT). Pats beat Houston 27-0. ***TOPIC: Tom Brady. Jacoby Brissett. Jimmy Garoppolo. Matt Cassel. Zach Galifianakis. Does it really matter WHO is quarterbacking this team? Or is it coach Bill Belichick’s … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, September 23, 2016
Chef Gordon Ramsey is using lab-grown meat in the new season of Hell’s Kitchen. Another recall of Blue Bell ice cream means you’re going to get something else. Fake Movie Trailers are for The Magnificent Seven and Storks. Barack Obama does an impression of Michelle in his Weekly Address. And Friday is Dogs in Politics … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 23, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, September 23, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, September 23, 2016
ADRIAN PETERSON The Minnesota Vikings’ star running back is opting for surgery this week on the torn cartilage and ligament in his knee that he injured last weekend. He could miss the remainder of this season. ***The doctor’s charging for the cartilage surgery and throwing in the ligament work free! JOSH GORDON The … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, September 22, 2016
James Bond breaks up a disgusting smuggling ring in Gold Sphincter. Hillary Clinton is thrilled that George Bush Sr. is voting for her. A Show Open is about the first official day of autumn. Barney explains the future of automobiles to disappointed children. Brad Pitt is the star of the Phone Jack. And Thursday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 22, 2016
UCN Written Prep Thursday, September 22, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, September 22, 2016
BILL BELICHICK The New England Patriots’ coach got testy at a press conference Tuesday when he was asked about the status of injured quarterback Jimmy Garoppolo, saying “I’m a football coach, not a doctor.” Here’s audio… ***The ONLY way to respond to that… CHRISTIAN FUCHS The soccer star (pronounced Fuh-YOOKS) for England’s Leicester … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, September 21, 2016