A new infomercial will introduce slow drivers to a brand new concept called “Getting Out of the Left Lane.” The Miss America Pageant is the latest offense against Offended By Everything Guy. Cheech and Chong discuss new marijuana usage figures. Monday is Chocolate Milkshake Day. And three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, September 12, 2016
UCN Written Prep Monday, September 12, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Web Tripping It Really Happened In… Box Office Report Interesting Interviews Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, September 12, 2016
BRONCOS-PANTHERS Denver and Carolina kicked off the NFL season last night in a rematch of Super Bowl 50. The Broncos won again, 21-20.. ***The Broncos apologized to the Panthers’ fans… SEAHAWKS-DOLPHINS Seattle plays Miami Sunday in week one of the NFL season. Some Seahawks players are saying they have discussed doing something as … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, September 9, 2016
A Keith Urban parody will get your peeps fired up for NFL Football. Enjoy a fake ad for the very real Donald Trump Chia Head. For your consideration, we have three new Fake Movie Trailers. Barack Obama talks about not wearing his wedding ring. And Friday is National Teddy Bear Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, September 9, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, September 9, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Hitting the Road At the Movies Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, September 9, 2016
DREW BREES The New Orleans Saints’ quarterback got a contract extension through 2017 for $44.25 million. ***Crazy money! If you don’t put your next-born in quarterback school, you are an idiot! BEN OR TOM? Who’s the best current QB in the NFL? Terry Bradshaw says it’s Ben Roethlisberger. Big Ben says it’s Tom … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, September 8, 2016
A sex robot sings a parody about being too sexy. Morgan Freeman apologizes on behalf of Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston. Barney explains why kids should stand during the National Anthem. Celebrate 50 years of Star Trek with a new Phone Jack. We’re posting a couple of bits from the UCN vault to help mark … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, September 8, 2016
UCN Written Prep Thursday, September 8, 2016 Quick Links Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Web Tripping Best TiVo Bets eBay Oddities Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, September 8, 2016
USMNT The U.S. men’s national soccer team is past the first round of qualifying for the next World Cup tournament with a 4-0 victory over Trinidad & Tobago in Jacksonville, Florida. ***Seems unfair that the U.S. had to beat both Trinidad AND Tobago! ***Why can’t Trinidad & Tobago just pick ONE name?!? Maybe we should … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, September 7, 2016
Maybe Hillary can get her “Trump Allergy” under control with a new variety of Claritin. Protect yourself from creepy clowns with a new form of martial arts. The Panda is off the Endangered Species List and on the menu! Barack Obama talks about being called an S.O.B. And the 7th of September is Salami Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, September 7, 2016