JONNU SMITH The Florida International University senior tight end is out for the year after suffering multiple burns when his girlfriend dumped boiling water on his head during an argument. She’s five months pregnant with their child. ***He’s not just done for the year. You might say he’s well-done. NAME GAME Which college football … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, November 11, 2016
Pay a serious tribute to Veteran’s Day. Honor the idiots who are moving out of the country as Real American Heroes. Winnie the Pooh is the newest member of CSI. Three Fake Trailers await. Barack Obama talks about his visit with Donald Trump. And in addition to Friday being Veteran’s Day, it’s also Origami Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 11, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, November 11, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, November 11, 2016
Let President-Elect Donald Trump give another speech about bringing people together. Southwest has a deal to fly all the Trump-haters to Canada. Listen in to the scientists who learned that women actually curse more than men. Barney explains the new Arby’s Venison Burger to kids. Trump’s Acceptance Speech is the foundation of a new Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 10, 2016
UCN Written Prep Thursday, November 10, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners COMING THIS JANUARY, “CABINET … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, November 10, 2016
PAUL GEORGE The Indiana Pacers star was fined $15,000 by the NBA for kicking a basketball into the stands during a recent game and hitting a fan. George sent an apology to the woman he hit and a bouquet of flowers. ***If some florist in Indianapolis doesn’t sign up George for a special promotion … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, November 9, 2016
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, November 9, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners MAKE HALF OF THE … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Two new versions of Hail to the Chief are ready to go for whichever candidate comes out ahead. Morgan Freeman also recorded two apologies for whichever candidate comes up short. A new post-election Show Open asks the question, “Now what?” Covergirl ads will feature a model wearing a hijab, and we thought it might be … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, November 9, 2016
BILLS-‘HAWKS In the NFL Monday Night game in Seattle, the Seahawks beat Buffalo 31-25. Meanwhile, in New Hampshire, Donald Trump told a campaign crowd he has the support of Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. ***Big deal. Hillary has Joe Namath, right? JOSH HUFF The NFL wide receiver (recently released by the Philadelphia Eagles following … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, November 8, 2016
A Semisonic parody ushers in “Voting Time.” Election Day is going to be very stressful, so help keep your audience calm with an “Election Day Meditation.” Roger, the Offended by Everything Guy, actually has a beef with people who wear “I Voted Today” stickers. Barack Obama is on the phone to urge people to get … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, November 8, 2016