Donald Trump sings about his Muslim ban with a Beatles parody. A new bit called “Mansplaining” features a dude helping chicks learn about football. Teenagers are taking Botox and we’ve got a new ad. Donald Trump is on the phone to catch up. And the final day of January is Backward Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 31, 2017
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PRO BOWL In the NFL’s all-star game, last night in Orlando, the AFC beat the NFC 20-13. ***I’d rather watch Pro BOWLING than the Pro BOWL! NHL ALL-STAR WEEKEND The “game,” which is now a 3-on-3 tournament featuring the best players from all four divisions playing a round-robin, was yesterday. The Metropolitan Division … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, January 30, 2017
Kenny Chesney sings about Donald Trump’s Wall. Scooby Doo has a new reggae album. Cheech and Chong investigate Weed Weddings. Monday is National Inane Answering Machine Message Day. And three Show Starter are ready to go. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the UCN Written Prep. Written Prep for Monday, … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 30, 2017
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ROCKY SETO The Seattle Seahawks assistant coach is leaving the NFL team to enter the ministry. ***Maybe the Cleveland Browns coaches should follow suit. AKIL MITCHELL The pro basketball player in Australia, while battling for a rebound, had his eyeball knocked out of its socket. Doctors expect a full recovery! ***He won’t make … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, January 27, 2017
Football Films previews the Pro Bowl. Get a glimpse into what Saturday’s Scientist March on Washington will sound like. Three Fake Trailers are ready to roll. Donald Trump makes his first Presidential Weekly Address. And the 27th of January is Thomas Crapper Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or print ONLY the … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 27, 2017
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MELO TRADE The New York Knicks reportedly tried to trade star Carmelo Anthony to Cleveland in exchange for Kevin Love, and the Cavs weren’t interested. ***LeBron James was like “Last time I checked, NBA games still use only one ball and Melo would need his own!” OSCAR DE LA HOYA The retired boxer … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, January 26, 2017
The Donald’s is the new fast food restaurant that’s going to be huuuge! If you’re a jerk, there’s a new support group that was created just for jerks like you. Barney returns to enlighten children on the new trend of hypnotism. White House spokesperson Sean Spicer is the center of this week’s Phone Jack. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 26, 2017