WORLD SERIES Game 1 between the Indians and Cubs Tuesday night in Cleveland went to the Tribe, 6-0. ***Goats everywhere are like “Yup, the curse is alive and well!” KENNY LOFTON The retired Indians’ great threw out the 1st pitch. He has Ken Kostal to thank. Lofton was stuck on stand-by in Los … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, October 26, 2016
We have a short infomercial for an easy way to be sure you don’t lose friends this election season. A new kind of haunted house is designed to scare whiny college kids. Get a sneak peek at the all new Trump TV. Hillary Clinton is the subject of a new Celebrity Haunting with the Crypt … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 26, 2016
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, October 26, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners THERE WERE TRAFFIC … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, October 26, 2016
MIKE ZIMMER The Minnesota Vikings coach tried unsuccessfully to pump up his previously unbeaten NFL team for battle (they lost to the Eagles Sunday) by using stuffed animals to stage a massacre. The toy cats’ throats were slashed, with some of the white stuffing seeping out, and they were splattered with red paint. An … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, October 25, 2016
Sing along with a Men Without Hats parody about Yoga Pants. The Crypt Keeper returns with a scary tale about Donald Trump. Football Films tries to figure out why TV ratings for the NFL are down. Barack Obama talks about the Chicago Cubs. And Tuesday is a special day called Punk for a Day Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, October 25, 2016
UCN Written Prep Tuesday, October 25, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners SHE’S FAMILIAR WITH … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, October 25, 2016
2016 WORLD SERIES Cubs-Indians. Game One Tuesday night in Cleveland. ***The Cubs are already lost!… DOROTHY FARRELL The 90-year-old Cubs fan gave a great post-game interview following Chicago’s NLCS-clinching Game 6 victory over L.A. Here’s a clip: BAMA BATHROOM BREAK Big-time pumbing problems at Bryant-Denny Stadium Saturday during Alabama’s 33-14 football victory … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, October 24, 2016
Protect yourself from the ever increasing risk that you will be attacked by creepy clowns. The Talking Hillary 8-Ball is ready to take your queries. Cheech and Chong have news about an unlikely marijuana supporter. Monday is National Bologna Day. And three new Show Sweepers are in the starting blocks. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, October 24, 2016
UCN Written Prep Monday, October 24, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, October 24, 2016
NLCS Game 5 in L.A. Cubs beat the Dodgers 8-4 and are headed home to Chicago with a 3-2 series lead. One win away from the World Series. ***Chicago fans are like “OK now, please let somebody bring a damn goat to Wrigley Field for Game 6 and let’s get rid of this curse!” … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, October 21, 2016