JIM BOEHEIM The Syracuse Orange basketball coach went off in the press room after his team lost to Miami in the first round of the ACC Tournament in Brooklyn. Here’s what Boeheim had to say about the venue for the conference tourney [WARNING: BLEEPED PROFANITY]: ***Hope he’s not planning on eating or staying in … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, March 9, 2017
There’s a new streaming app that allows your TV to watch you, instead of the other way around. NASCAR wants to quiet down the volume of their race cars. Roger, the Offended by Everything Guy, has a beef with pink Starbursts. Emma Watson is the star of this week’s Phone Jack. And March 9th commemorates … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 9, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners ASHLEY MADISON HAS AN EXCLUSIVE “3 OR … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, March 9, 2017
WBC At the World Baseball Championship in Seoul, the underdog Israeli team won its second straight game to begin the tournament. After beating South Korea 2-1, they knocked off Chinese Taipei 15-7. ***Israel had three Doubles, one Triple, and two Shalom Runs. NOISE POLLUTION The Sports Business Daily is reporting NASCAR is considering a … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, March 8, 2017
A CCR parody is about Trump’s new Travel Ban. Men react to Wednesday’s “A Day Without a Woman” protests. Cut away to four live reports from April the Giraffe’s birthing stall. Barney the Dinosaur talks to kids about the dangers of pollution. And Wednesday is Be Nasty Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 8, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners ONLY MALE WHITE HOUSE STAFFERS WILL BE … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, March 8, 2017
WBC Using strong pitching and a Mensch on the Bench stuffed mascot sitting in the dugout, heavy underdog Israel beat the home team, South Korea, 2-1, in opening round action in Seoul at the World Baseball Championship! Scott Burcham hit an infield single to drive in the winning run. ***He used what every Jewish … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Donald Trump sings about phone taps in his own version of Hotline Bling. Some elderly residents of the new Margaritaville retirement community are singing about their golden years. Beater is a new fake car sharing app. Donald Trump is on the phone…but he is not alone. And Tuesday is National Cereal Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners HE ALSO OFFERED TO PAY FOR MICK JAGGER’S FAMILY PLANNING … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, March 7, 2017
NBA SILENCE The New York Knicks announced shortly before Sunday’s game against Golden State there would be no in-game music, video or entertainment during the first half, allowing fans to ‘experience the game in its purest form,’ according to a scoreboard message. New York led 50-49 at halftime. It was show biz as usual … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, March 6, 2017