TITANFALL 2 The name of a video game update being released today. Meanwhile the Tennessee Titans beat the Jacksonville Jaguars 36-22 last night in NFL Thursday Night Football. ***Tennessee is like “Titan fall, my ass! I got your Titan fall right here!” BILL BURR With the hockey season in full swing, the comedian … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, October 28, 2016
Election fraud usually involves dead people voting…and this election may start looking like a spin-off of The Walking Dead. Young children are being tested for high cholesterol and that could lead to some interesting Lipitor ads. One Fake Movie Trailer awaits for “Inferno.” Barack Obama has a Halloween safety message. And Friday is National Chocolate … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, October 28, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, October 28, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, October 28, 2016
CUBS-TRIBE 2 Game 2 of the 2016 World Series: The Cubs beat Cleveland 5-1 and the teams head to Chicago’s Wrigley Field for games 3, 4 and 5 tied at one game each. ***Celebrate with 90-year-old Cubs fan Dorothy Farrell: BILLS-PATS 2 The 2016 NFL rematch this Sunday will be fun. Buffalo players … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, October 27, 2016
Sing along with a Mike Posner parody about dressing up as Yoda for Halloween. Give a call to the world’s oldest Cubs fan to talk about what’s changed since their last World Series victory. Barney the Dinosaur gives kids the plain truth about Halloween candy tampering. Newt Gingrich is the voice behind this week’s Phone … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, October 27, 2016
UCN Written Prep Thursday, October 27, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners UNFORTUNATELY, IT DOESN’T … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, October 27, 2016
WORLD SERIES Game 1 between the Indians and Cubs Tuesday night in Cleveland went to the Tribe, 6-0. ***Goats everywhere are like “Yup, the curse is alive and well!” KENNY LOFTON The retired Indians’ great threw out the 1st pitch. He has Ken Kostal to thank. Lofton was stuck on stand-by in Los … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, October 26, 2016
We have a short infomercial for an easy way to be sure you don’t lose friends this election season. A new kind of haunted house is designed to scare whiny college kids. Get a sneak peek at the all new Trump TV. Hillary Clinton is the subject of a new Celebrity Haunting with the Crypt … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, October 26, 2016
UCN Written Prep Wednesday, October 26, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners THERE WERE TRAFFIC … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, October 26, 2016
MIKE ZIMMER The Minnesota Vikings coach tried unsuccessfully to pump up his previously unbeaten NFL team for battle (they lost to the Eagles Sunday) by using stuffed animals to stage a massacre. The toy cats’ throats were slashed, with some of the white stuffing seeping out, and they were splattered with red paint. An … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, October 25, 2016