FIVE The number of Super Bowl champion New England Patriots players now skipping the upcoming trip to the White House. Running back LeGarrette Blount, tight end Martellus Bennett, and defensive end Chris Long are among those boycotting, due to their disagreement with the present administration. ***What kind of Patriots don’t show up at the White … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, February 10, 2017
A Justin Bieber parody is about forgetting Valentine’s Day. Mansplaining returns with a lesson about the President’s cabinet. Get the 50 Shades fan in your life a special Valentine’s present. Three new Fake Movie Trailers are ready to go. Donald Trump addresses the nation about bathrobes. And Friday is National Cream Cheese Brownie Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 10, 2017
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TOM BRADY The latest sleuthing on the quarterback’s missing jersey has the theft narrowed down to a 10-minute period during which access to it would have been limited to: NFL officials or members of the Patriots team or their family members. ***TOPIC: So…Who you got? Who did it? ***I’m guessing wide receiver Michael Floyd, … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, February 9, 2017
Billy Joel updates Uptown Girl after seeing Christie Brinkley’s new spread in the SI Swimsuit Edition. The Munchkins were very handsy with Judy Garland as you’ll hear in a parody of the Lollipop Guild song. Barney warns kids about the dangers of ingesting pet medication. Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer is the foundation of this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 9, 2017
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THE PARADE The Super Bowl champion New England Patriots had their victory parade in downtown Boston. Boring Patriots coach Bill Belichick tried to lead the crowd in a boring Belichickian chant: ***I guess he could have been taunting the people in the crowd, who were all TAKING THE DAY OFF! ***Also…the Boston fans destroyed stuff… … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, February 8, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners THE PARODY REALLY GUMMED UP THE WORKS, … Continue reading Written Prep For Wednesday, February 8, 2017
David Caruso and the CSI Miami team come out of retirement to help find Tom Brady’s Super Bowl jersey. If your marriage is stressed because one of you supports Trump, you have an out. Morgan Freeman apologizes to Prince Charles on behalf of Queen Elizabeth. Mr. Non-Procrastinating Valentine’s Shopper is a Real American Hero. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 8, 2017
PATS #12 The jersey New England quarterback Tom Brady wore Sunday in the Super Bowl 51 win…is missing! Someone stole it from the Patriots locker room and Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick has enlisted the Houston police and the Texas Rangers to conduct a search. ***If you really wanna find it, let O.J. outta … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, February 7, 2017