CALEB JOSEPH The Baltimore Orioles catcher hit .174 last year in 132 at-bats and had ZERO RBIs. He was seeking one million in arbitration and lost, instead getting $700,000. ***He’s lucky he’s not getting fired! ***FACTOID: The previous high for a player with no RBIs was set in 1971 by Chicago White Sox PITCHER … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, February 3, 2017
A Classic Hits parody is about the real stars of the Super Bowl…the commercials. A woman-to-woman plea will help free the ladies in your audience on Super Sunday. Punxsutawney Phil is on the run after predicting a long winter. Fake Trailers are for “The Space Between Us” and “Rings.” Donald Trump admits to using Propecia … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 3, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question At the Movies New Music Releases and Re-releases Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners THEN POLITICIANS ANNOUNCED … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, February 3, 2017
SIGNING DAY The day the nation’s top high school football players officially hook up with the colleges of their choice. ***Otherwise known as Swipe Right On Alabama! SUPER BOWL MEDIA DAY Yesterday in Houston. Dumb questions. Horrible outfits. Thank God all the stupidity is behind us! ***Now…on to Groundhog Day! TOM BRADY … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, February 2, 2017
A LoCash parody is about how the Patriots want a ring on every finger. Get to the theater to see Groundhog Day 2. A Groundhog Day Montage is available. Barney the Dinosaur sings about kids’ pets. Denzel Washington adds star power to the Phone Jack. And of course, Thursday is Groundhog Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 2, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners ONLY MARIAH CAREY HAS POSTED HER TWINS … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, February 2, 2017
GRONK! Getting headlines Super Bowl week, even when he’s not playing. A story came out about the Patriots’ injured tight end, from his high school BASKETBALL coach, who said Gronk once missed a free throw on purpose so his team’s point total could remain at 69! Then, he ran back down the court, yukking … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, February 1, 2017
A Selena Gomez parody is about how America is pulling for the Falcons. Trump has made his choice for the Supreme Court and sadly it’s not Judge Judy. A new Show Open is about the health dangers of skipping breakfast. Catch up with your Foreign Exchange Caller. And the first day of February is Baked … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 1, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Name That Movie Uncommon Knowledge Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners STEVE KROFT, WOULD YOU LIKE … Continue reading Written Prep For Wednesday, February 1, 2017
SAGE STEELE The ESPN anchor complained about the recent immigration demonstrations at airports, because they inconvenienced travelers…like her. ***Her sisters Rosemary, Parsley and Thyme are a LOT nicer! AUBREY HUFF The former major league league baseball slugger took to Twitter and criticized the recent immigration protesters, suggesting if they’ve got time to protest, … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, January 31, 2017