RAIDERS-TEXANS Tonight’s Monday Night Football game features Oakland against Houston in Mexico City. ***Donald Trump says players better have their citizenship papers in order or they’re not getting back in to the U.S.! ***Here’s a preview of how the game might sound on Mexican TV: CLEVELAND BROWNS! The NFL team lost to Pittsburgh … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, November 21, 2016
It’s that time of year when we update Adam Sandler’s famous Turkey Song. Morgan Freeman is apologizing on behalf of Fantastic Beasts. Cheech and Chong report on a new trend of medical marijuana for pets. Monday is World Hello Day. And we round out the Monday of Thanksgiving week with three new Show Sweepers. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, November 21, 2016
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners IT’S WORSE THAN THE TIME TRUMP GRABBED … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, November 21, 2016
SAINTS-PANTHERS New Orleans vs. Carolina in the NFL’s Thursday Night game. The Panthers beat the Saints 23-20, inspired by their motivational phrase this year Keep Pounding. ***A lot better than the Cleveland Browns’ phrase this year…Keep Losing. TOM BRADY FOR PRESIDENT? Las Vegas Oddsmaker Bovada lists the Patriots quarterback at 100-1 to be president … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, November 18, 2016
A twenty one pilots parody is all about eating dried up Thanksgiving turkey. People crave wifi access more than sex and a new 900 number is capitalizing. Three Fake Movie Trailers for this weekend’s three big releases are ready to premiere. Barack Obama tries to quell rumors that he and Joe Biden are planning to … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, November 18, 2016
UCN Written Prep Friday, November 18, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, November 18, 2016
TOM BRADY The New England Patriots quarterback stars in a new TV ad for Foot Locker, which pokes fun at the Deflategate controversy and promotes #TheWeekOfGreatness, in which all sorts of new sneaker designs are released to the public. ***First of all…we have a week honoring the release of athletic shoes? Really?!? What’s next…socks? … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, November 17, 2016
A Florida Georgia Line parody is about how we’ll soon be eating T.U.R.K.E.Y. Help promote Apple’s new overpriced coffee table book. Barney the Dinosaur explains the importance of school recess. A live Turkey is the star of this week’s Phone Jacks. And Thursday is a special occasion known as Take a Hike Day. Today’s Audio … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, November 17, 2016
UCN Written Prep Thursday, November 17, 2016 Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners HEY, THAT GUY … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, November 17, 2016
MIKE EVANS The Tampa Bay Buccaneers wide receiver is “one and done” with his national anthem protest. After sitting during the Star-Spangled Banner this past Sunday to protest the outcome of the presidential election, Evans has had a change of heart. He has apologized to members of the Armed Forces. And his pledge moving … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, November 16, 2016