David Caruso and the CSI Miami team come out of retirement to help find Tom Brady’s Super Bowl jersey. If your marriage is stressed because one of you supports Trump, you have an out. Morgan Freeman apologizes to Prince Charles on behalf of Queen Elizabeth. Mr. Non-Procrastinating Valentine’s Shopper is a Real American Hero. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 8, 2017
PATS #12 The jersey New England quarterback Tom Brady wore Sunday in the Super Bowl 51 win…is missing! Someone stole it from the Patriots locker room and Texas Lieutenant Governor Dan Patrick has enlisted the Houston police and the Texas Rangers to conduct a search. ***If you really wanna find it, let O.J. outta … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, February 7, 2017
There’s a commemorative DVD that Atlanta Falcons fans will surely hate. A short jingle will help find Tom Brady’s missing game jersey. There may be heart in your ground beef. A new deodorant is for people affected by the status of the travel ban. Donald Trump wants to talk about the Patriots. And Tuesday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners I’M JUST ROOTING FOR HIM TO JUMP … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, February 7, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners SHE MENTIONED CHRIS FARLEY? Kristen Stewart on … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, February 6, 2017
CALEB JOSEPH The Baltimore Orioles catcher hit .174 last year in 132 at-bats and had ZERO RBIs. He was seeking one million in arbitration and lost, instead getting $700,000. ***He’s lucky he’s not getting fired! ***FACTOID: The previous high for a player with no RBIs was set in 1971 by Chicago White Sox PITCHER … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, February 3, 2017
A Classic Hits parody is about the real stars of the Super Bowl…the commercials. A woman-to-woman plea will help free the ladies in your audience on Super Sunday. Punxsutawney Phil is on the run after predicting a long winter. Fake Trailers are for “The Space Between Us” and “Rings.” Donald Trump admits to using Propecia … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 3, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question At the Movies New Music Releases and Re-releases Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners THEN POLITICIANS ANNOUNCED … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, February 3, 2017
SIGNING DAY The day the nation’s top high school football players officially hook up with the colleges of their choice. ***Otherwise known as Swipe Right On Alabama! SUPER BOWL MEDIA DAY Yesterday in Houston. Dumb questions. Horrible outfits. Thank God all the stupidity is behind us! ***Now…on to Groundhog Day! TOM BRADY … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, February 2, 2017
A LoCash parody is about how the Patriots want a ring on every finger. Get to the theater to see Groundhog Day 2. A Groundhog Day Montage is available. Barney the Dinosaur sings about kids’ pets. Denzel Washington adds star power to the Phone Jack. And of course, Thursday is Groundhog Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 2, 2017