There’s a new office supply store that’s ready to screw up your order of envelopes. Beyonce takes a page out of April the Giraffe’s playbook and starts her own birth cam. Donald Trump will deliver an address to Congress and our resident chauvinist is Mansplaining. President Trump is on the phone to answer questions about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners WHILE MELANIA KEEPS HER ADDRESS IN NEW … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, February 28, 2017
DAYTONA 500 The 2017 NASCAR season kicked off with the Great American Race. Kurt Busch was the winner in a dramatic finish. And, Busch starred in David Letterman’s Top 10 NASCAR Perks… HONDA CLASSIC The PGA Tour stopped this weekend in Palm Beach, Florida. Rickie Fowler won the event by four strokes. ***A … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, February 27, 2017
A classic Hollywood song parody is for all the people who stayed up late to watch the Oscars. Witches from across America have cast a mass spell on President Trump. Cheech and Chong discuss the Feds cracking down on states with legal marijuana. Monday is No Brainer Day. And three new Show Starters await. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 27, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners ALEC BALDWIN IS TWO SECONDS FROM CONFIRMING … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, February 27, 2017
COUSINS-DAVIS The NBA dream pairing in New Orleans, created via a trade, resulted in a combined 56 points for DeMarcus Cousins and Anthony Davis in their first game together. But the Pelicans still lost to Houston 129-99. ***That’s okay, Donald Trump and Mike Pence didn’t start off great, but look where they landed. … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, February 24, 2017
Owning one cat won’t make you crazy…but owning several cats might. Prepare for the Academy Awards with Guaranteed Oscar Predictions. A “Start Your Engines” montage is ready to roll and a Show Open from the UCN archives is about the Oscars and The 500 being on the same day. Fake Movie Trailers are for “Get … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 24, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners STOCK UP … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, February 24, 2017
NBA TRADE DEADLINE It’s today! The day when basketball players change addresses. ***And in breaking news: The New York Knicks have just been traded…to Donald Trump, in exchange for three golf courses and a Presidential Spokesperson To Be Named Later. BILL BELICHICK The New England Patriots coach might be called as a character … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, February 23, 2017
A song parody anticipates that acceptance speeches will get political at Sunday’s Academy Awards. The Roaming Gnome touts Trump’s upcoming travel ban update. Morgan Freeman apologizes for the “On Fleek” girl. Milo Yiannopoulos is the star if this week’s Phone Jack. And February 3rd is International Dog Biscuit Appreciation Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 23, 2017