Donald Trump sings about phone taps in his own version of Hotline Bling. Some elderly residents of the new Margaritaville retirement community are singing about their golden years. Beater is a new fake car sharing app. Donald Trump is on the phone…but he is not alone. And Tuesday is National Cereal Day. Today’s Audio Found … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, March 7, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners HE ALSO OFFERED TO PAY FOR MICK JAGGER’S FAMILY PLANNING … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, March 7, 2017
NBA SILENCE The New York Knicks announced shortly before Sunday’s game against Golden State there would be no in-game music, video or entertainment during the first half, allowing fans to ‘experience the game in its purest form,’ according to a scoreboard message. New York led 50-49 at halftime. It was show biz as usual … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, March 6, 2017
Ed Sheeran’s smash hit “Shape of You” is now a lament about Monday morning. Gatorade Gravy is the sports drink for plus-size athletes. Michael Jackson’s Neverland Ranch is for sale again. Cheech and Chong talk about high technology. March 6th is National Dentist Day. And three new Show Sweepers await. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, March 6, 2017
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PENS VS. PETA The NHL’s Pittsburgh Penguins drew the wrath of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, when they had seven real penguins on the ice last week with fireworks during a pregame promotion for their outdoor game. ***PETA’s definitely not gonna like it when Anaheim holds Peking Duck Night! 49ERS … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, March 3, 2017
Peep-stuffed Oreos have a strange side-effect and a parody of Aerosmith’s “Pink” is appropriate. Find out who April the Giraffe’s baby daddy is on a special episode of “Maury.” Fake Movie Trailers are for “Logan” and “The Shack.” Donald Trump talks about Oprah Winfrey in his Weekly Address. And Friday is If Pets Had Thumbs … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 3, 2017
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JOEL EMBIID The Philadelphia 76ers rookie center is out for the rest of this season with a bum knee, according to a release from the NBA team. ***Get off the babysitter, Joel! JOSE ABREU The Chicago White Sox slugger says he was able to emigrate to the U.S. from Cuba thanks to a … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, March 2, 2017
Disney says the new Beauty and the Beast features the studio’s first ever gay moment, but Timon and Pumba disagree. An update of a parody of the theme from Flash Gordon reflects that Trump is now the President. Papa John’s is offering a new service for people in a rush for pizza. Warren Beatty is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 2, 2017