PENS VS. PETA The NHL’s Pittsburgh Penguins drew the wrath of the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, when they had seven real penguins on the ice last week with fireworks during a pregame promotion for their outdoor game. ***PETA’s definitely not gonna like it when Anaheim holds Peking Duck Night! 49ERS … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, March 3, 2017
Peep-stuffed Oreos have a strange side-effect and a parody of Aerosmith’s “Pink” is appropriate. Find out who April the Giraffe’s baby daddy is on a special episode of “Maury.” Fake Movie Trailers are for “Logan” and “The Shack.” Donald Trump talks about Oprah Winfrey in his Weekly Address. And Friday is If Pets Had Thumbs … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, March 3, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners MAKE AMERICA … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, March 3, 2017
JOEL EMBIID The Philadelphia 76ers rookie center is out for the rest of this season with a bum knee, according to a release from the NBA team. ***Get off the babysitter, Joel! JOSE ABREU The Chicago White Sox slugger says he was able to emigrate to the U.S. from Cuba thanks to a … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, March 2, 2017
Disney says the new Beauty and the Beast features the studio’s first ever gay moment, but Timon and Pumba disagree. An update of a parody of the theme from Flash Gordon reflects that Trump is now the President. Papa John’s is offering a new service for people in a rush for pizza. Warren Beatty is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 2, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners I’D LIKE TO SEE THE FEDERAL BUDGET … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, March 2, 2017
ADRIAN PETERSON The Minnesota Vikings have declined to re-sign their star running back, which makes him an NFL free agent on March 9th. ***Peterson may never win a Super Bowl, but he’s had a great NFL career AND starred in one of the funniest shows in TV history… UNIVERSITY OF RICHMOND Five baseball players … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, March 1, 2017
A new country parody is about Elon Musk sending tourists to the Moon. Some audio clips from Donald Trump come together in a musical tribute set to Carly Simon’s “Nobody Does It Better.” A new collection of lullabies uses an overlooked musical instrument. Barney the Dinosaur is here to prepare kids for the eventual “talk.” … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners BEYONCE’S MOST RECENT REPLACEMENT WAS BECKY WITH … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, March 1, 2017
TIM TEBOW The former quarterback reported to spring training with the New York Mets and slammed a bunch of batting practice home runs. ***God is obviously at spring training this year! ***TOPIC: What level of baseball will TEBOW play this year? BEN BISHOP The Los Angeles Kings acquired the goaltender from Tampa Bay … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, February 28, 2017