BASKETBALL CHANGE A name change for the NBA’s minor league circuit. The D-League (for Developmental) will now be officially sponsored by Gatorade and become the G-League. ***What’s next, the the NFL becoming the iFL…sponsored by iPhone? (Hey, not a bad idea. Somebody call Apple.) HOCKEY CHANGE Michel Therrien out and Claude Julien in with … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Playboy Magazine is bringing back naked ladies and an update of “Centerfold” is in order. Play a Valentine’s Day reminder for the men in your audience who spaced it. Help educate drivers about the virtues of only taking up one parking space. Donald Trump is pushing the mainstream media out of the White House Press … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 15, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners AND AT HIS AGE, HE LEFT THE … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, February 15, 2017
BUDDY HIELD The New Orleans Pelicans guard (pronounced “Heeled”) was ejected from an NBA game for grabbing opponent DeMarcus Cousins in the junk. ***Hey Buddy… LITTLE PINSTRIPER Former New York Yankees shortstop Derek Jeter and his wife Hannah announced they are having a baby girl. ***Sounds like Derek and Hannah made it past … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, February 14, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners CUPID COMES FROM MOUNT OLYMPUS AND WILL … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, February 14, 2017
This Valentine’s Day, don’t settle for a fake teddy bear. Men, listen up, Morgan Freeman wants to apologize on behalf of Valentine’s Day. A new romantic Valentine’s Montage is ready to go. Regale the Real American Hero who puts the sayings on the little candy hearts. Donald Trump is on the line to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 14, 2017
“BLITZ FOR SIX” The phrase the New England Patriots have trademarked in anticipation of repeating next year and earning Super Bowl victory number six. ***I woulda preferred “Buzzin’ for a Half Dozen!” GOLF The AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am featured top pros playing all four rounds with top celebrities. The professional winner was Jordan … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, February 13, 2017
Welcome in Monday with a parody of the theme from Cheers. Enjoy the Grammys with your curmudgeonly old Grammie. Cheech and Chong talk about professionals who toke up. Monday is Get a Different Name Day. And Today’s Audio rounds out with three brand new Show Starters. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 13, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners I’LL GET DISCOUNT SUPPLIES FROM WALMART, LOSERS!! After … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, February 13, 2017
FIVE The number of Super Bowl champion New England Patriots players now skipping the upcoming trip to the White House. Running back LeGarrette Blount, tight end Martellus Bennett, and defensive end Chris Long are among those boycotting, due to their disagreement with the present administration. ***What kind of Patriots don’t show up at the White … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, February 10, 2017