MELO TRADE The New York Knicks reportedly tried to trade star Carmelo Anthony to Cleveland in exchange for Kevin Love, and the Cavs weren’t interested. ***LeBron James was like “Last time I checked, NBA games still use only one ball and Melo would need his own!” OSCAR DE LA HOYA The retired boxer … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, January 26, 2017
The Donald’s is the new fast food restaurant that’s going to be huuuge! If you’re a jerk, there’s a new support group that was created just for jerks like you. Barney returns to enlighten children on the new trend of hypnotism. White House spokesperson Sean Spicer is the center of this week’s Phone Jack. And … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 26, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Celebrity Tweets Who Said It? Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners WITH LOVE, FROM A NETWORK … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, January 26, 2017
BIG BEN Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger is 35 and weighing the concept of retirement against the notion of returning for another season in the NFL. ***Just as long as he wears that motorcycle helmet… YOWIE A dog owned by Pittsburgh’s Jeffrey Smee correctly predicted the outcomes of all 10 NFL playoff games this … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, January 25, 2017
You can be an Oscar nominee with a brand new show open. Help bring patriotic Americans together in their shared hatred of the Patriots. Go live to a press conference about the new study on stress. Forget the new “mental Viagra,” there’s a better alternative. And Wednesday is Opposite Day. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, January 25, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners MILLIONS OF ACADEMY VOTERS VOTED ILLEGALLY, LOSERS! The Oscar nominations … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, January 25, 2017
ARTHUR BLANK The owner of the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons says he’s paying for ALL Falcons employees to attend Super Bowl 51. Tickets, travel, accommodations, meals, etc. will probably run him a million dollars. ***Your move, (Patriots owner) Robert Kraft! LADY GAGA The halftime performer for Super Bowl 51 says she’s been planning this … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Madonna has a new song about why she threatened to blow up the White House. The king of alternative facts and fake news is back, Brian Williams! If cows are fed Skittles, then demand a new kind of milk. It’s time for your weekly call to President Trump. And Tuesday is National Peanut Butter Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners I’M GLAD IT WASN’T “PAUL BLART: JEDI COP” The next … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, January 24, 2017
PACKERS-FALCONS The NFC Championship game in Atlanta was a big win for the Falcons. Among the stars in attendance: former president Jimmy Carter, rapper Ludacris, and actor Samuel L. Jackson. Each player’s bonus check for this game was $46,000… STEELERS-PATS In the AFC Championship game in Foxboro, Massachusetts, it was New England over … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, January 23, 2017