JOEL EMBIID The Philadelphia 76ers rookie center is out for the rest of this season with a bum knee, according to a release from the NBA team. ***Get off the babysitter, Joel! JOSE ABREU The Chicago White Sox slugger says he was able to emigrate to the U.S. from Cuba thanks to a … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, March 2, 2017
Disney says the new Beauty and the Beast features the studio’s first ever gay moment, but Timon and Pumba disagree. An update of a parody of the theme from Flash Gordon reflects that Trump is now the President. Papa John’s is offering a new service for people in a rush for pizza. Warren Beatty is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, March 2, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners I’D LIKE TO SEE THE FEDERAL BUDGET … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, March 2, 2017
ADRIAN PETERSON The Minnesota Vikings have declined to re-sign their star running back, which makes him an NFL free agent on March 9th. ***Peterson may never win a Super Bowl, but he’s had a great NFL career AND starred in one of the funniest shows in TV history… UNIVERSITY OF RICHMOND Five baseball players … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Wednesday, March 1, 2017
A new country parody is about Elon Musk sending tourists to the Moon. Some audio clips from Donald Trump come together in a musical tribute set to Carly Simon’s “Nobody Does It Better.” A new collection of lullabies uses an overlooked musical instrument. Barney the Dinosaur is here to prepare kids for the eventual “talk.” … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, March 1, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners BEYONCE’S MOST RECENT REPLACEMENT WAS BECKY WITH … Continue reading Written Prep for Wednesday, March 1, 2017
TIM TEBOW The former quarterback reported to spring training with the New York Mets and slammed a bunch of batting practice home runs. ***God is obviously at spring training this year! ***TOPIC: What level of baseball will TEBOW play this year? BEN BISHOP The Los Angeles Kings acquired the goaltender from Tampa Bay … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, February 28, 2017
There’s a new office supply store that’s ready to screw up your order of envelopes. Beyonce takes a page out of April the Giraffe’s playbook and starts her own birth cam. Donald Trump will deliver an address to Congress and our resident chauvinist is Mansplaining. President Trump is on the phone to answer questions about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners WHILE MELANIA KEEPS HER ADDRESS IN NEW … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, February 28, 2017
DAYTONA 500 The 2017 NASCAR season kicked off with the Great American Race. Kurt Busch was the winner in a dramatic finish. And, Busch starred in David Letterman’s Top 10 NASCAR Perks… HONDA CLASSIC The PGA Tour stopped this weekend in Palm Beach, Florida. Rickie Fowler won the event by four strokes. ***A … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, February 27, 2017