ARTHUR BLANK The owner of the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons says he’s paying for ALL Falcons employees to attend Super Bowl 51. Tickets, travel, accommodations, meals, etc. will probably run him a million dollars. ***Your move, (Patriots owner) Robert Kraft! LADY GAGA The halftime performer for Super Bowl 51 says she’s been planning this … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Madonna has a new song about why she threatened to blow up the White House. The king of alternative facts and fake news is back, Brian Williams! If cows are fed Skittles, then demand a new kind of milk. It’s time for your weekly call to President Trump. And Tuesday is National Peanut Butter Day. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, January 24, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners I’M GLAD IT WASN’T “PAUL BLART: JEDI COP” The next … Continue reading Written Prep for Tuesday, January 24, 2017
PACKERS-FALCONS The NFC Championship game in Atlanta was a big win for the Falcons. Among the stars in attendance: former president Jimmy Carter, rapper Ludacris, and actor Samuel L. Jackson. Each player’s bonus check for this game was $46,000… STEELERS-PATS In the AFC Championship game in Foxboro, Massachusetts, it was New England over … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, January 23, 2017
Love him or hate him a new song about President Trump is perfect for the Monday after the inauguration. Help out confused motorists with a new concept in street parking. Cheech and Chong tally up the money people spend on pot. Monday is Measure Your Feet Day. And three new Show Sweepers await your imaging. … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 23, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners WOMEN MADE IT THERE, DESPITE HUSBANDS LEAVING … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, January 23, 2017
RAIDERS Oakland’s NFL team has filed the official paperwork to move to Las Vegas. The NBA’s Warriors are also leaving Oakland for San Francisco. ***If baseball’s A’s leave, better remove all the sharp objects in Oakland! STANLEY WILSON II NAKED AGAIN! The former Detroit Lions cornerback was arrested naked outside a private residence … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, January 20, 2017
A Maroon 5 parody is about watching football and drinking. A new Real American Heroes feature regales the celebrities who refuse to perform at the inauguration. Donald Trump has words for the women marching on Washington. Three new Fake Movie Trailers are ready to go. Barack Obama delivers his final Weekly Address. And Friday is … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 20, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners INAUGURATED? BUT … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, January 20, 2017
BASEBALL HALL OF FAME The Class of 2017 for induction this summer in Cooperstown: Jeff Bagwell, Tim Raines and Ivan Rodriguez. Steroid users Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds improved in the voting, but still fell well short. ***We reached Clemens for this comment: ANTONIO BROWN The Pittsburgh Steelers wide receiver apologized for live-streaming … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, January 19, 2017