This Valentine’s Day, don’t settle for a fake teddy bear. Men, listen up, Morgan Freeman wants to apologize on behalf of Valentine’s Day. A new romantic Valentine’s Montage is ready to go. Regale the Real American Hero who puts the sayings on the little candy hearts. Donald Trump is on the line to talk about … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 14, 2017
“BLITZ FOR SIX” The phrase the New England Patriots have trademarked in anticipation of repeating next year and earning Super Bowl victory number six. ***I woulda preferred “Buzzin’ for a Half Dozen!” GOLF The AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am featured top pros playing all four rounds with top celebrities. The professional winner was Jordan … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Monday, February 13, 2017
Welcome in Monday with a parody of the theme from Cheers. Enjoy the Grammys with your curmudgeonly old Grammie. Cheech and Chong talk about professionals who toke up. Monday is Get a Different Name Day. And Today’s Audio rounds out with three brand new Show Starters. Today’s Audio Found Sound Click here to access or … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 13, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners I’LL GET DISCOUNT SUPPLIES FROM WALMART, LOSERS!! After … Continue reading Written Prep for Monday, February 13, 2017
FIVE The number of Super Bowl champion New England Patriots players now skipping the upcoming trip to the White House. Running back LeGarrette Blount, tight end Martellus Bennett, and defensive end Chris Long are among those boycotting, due to their disagreement with the present administration. ***What kind of Patriots don’t show up at the White … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Friday, February 10, 2017
A Justin Bieber parody is about forgetting Valentine’s Day. Mansplaining returns with a lesson about the President’s cabinet. Get the 50 Shades fan in your life a special Valentine’s present. Three new Fake Movie Trailers are ready to go. Donald Trump addresses the nation about bathrobes. And Friday is National Cream Cheese Brownie Day. Today’s … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 10, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question New Music Releases and Re-releases At the Movies Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners LOOK FOR … Continue reading Written Prep for Friday, February 10, 2017
TOM BRADY The latest sleuthing on the quarterback’s missing jersey has the theft narrowed down to a 10-minute period during which access to it would have been limited to: NFL officials or members of the Patriots team or their family members. ***TOPIC: So…Who you got? Who did it? ***I’m guessing wide receiver Michael Floyd, … Continue reading UCN SportsPrep for Thursday, February 9, 2017
Billy Joel updates Uptown Girl after seeing Christie Brinkley’s new spread in the SI Swimsuit Edition. The Munchkins were very handsy with Judy Garland as you’ll hear in a parody of the Lollipop Guild song. Barney warns kids about the dangers of ingesting pet medication. Melissa McCarthy as Sean Spicer is the foundation of this … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 9, 2017
Use these links to quickly jump to a section below! Today’s One-Liners Celebrity News Music News Water Cooler Talk Our Weird World Lifestyles Who Am I? Impossible Question Box Office Report Best TiVo Bets Timeline CeleBirthdays UCN SportsPrep Cool Stuff to Share on Social Media Today’s One-Liners PLUS, THEY NEVER HAVE THE DOLL GLOVES … Continue reading Written Prep for Thursday, February 9, 2017