Neil Young is out of touch. Jeff Bezos mocks a new feature of Elon Musk’s Neuralink. Bet on every aspect of the Super Bowl. Chimps do first aid. Enjoy two new Olympic Updates. Dad Joke Theater is back. And Barney explains what we really like about the Winter Olympics. Production Note: Any bits not available … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 9, 2022
Cheer on our athletes during the Winter Olympics…even though we’re more of a Summer Olympic country. A new pill stops men from cheating. Morgan is sorry for being a great driver. Use two Olympic Updates to report on the games. Meredith loves the Winter Olympics. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden tries to tear … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 8, 2022
Queen Elizabeth sings about how things have changed in her 7 decade reign. The LOTR prequel gets the sitcom treatment. Southwest Airlines brings back booze. Miss Information spreads the word on lockdowns. We all compete in the Everyday Winter Olympics. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Cheech & Chong report on tax revenue. Production Note: Any … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, February 7, 2022
Sing along with lyrics to the Olympic Theme. There’s a new Whoopi on The View. Jeff Bezos does the opposite of bridge building. The CEO of Facebook talks about losing users. Sports Kid has the latest headlines. Dad Jokes about going to the bar. And President Biden does some boasting. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, February 4, 2022
Dolly Parton is certainly Hall of Fame material, but is she Rock and Roll? Jeff Bezos is inspired by Domino’s. Punxsutawney Phil lands a new job. The cast of Jackass is old. Get misinformed by a new character! Car keys cross our minds in a Morning Shower Thought. And lastly, we Mashup the News. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, February 3, 2022
Songs are about the Groundhog and the GOAT. Football Films looks for a replacement for all the Brady hatred. 60 Minutes puts Punxsutawney Phil in the hot seat. Get ready for a very realistic Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Dad Joke Theater returns. And Barney explains Groundhog Day. Production Note: Any bits not available when the post … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Wednesday, February 2, 2022
February 1st means goodbye Dry January! Honor the coworker who organizes the Super Bowl office pool. Morgan apologizes for Old Hippies like Neil Young. More kids books will soon be banned. Menthol Meredith talks about Joe Rogan. Morning Shower Thoughts return. And Joe Biden’s on the phone to talk about the Supreme Court vacancy. Production … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Tuesday, February 1, 2022
Sing about how it sucks that it’s Monday Again. Pay a musical tribute to Denmark. The Crazy Cat Lady has advice for the Bidens. Go out on an actual date. Kid Rock hates COVID. The curtain is up on a new Dad Joke Theater. And Cheech and Chong praise Amazon. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Monday, January 31, 2022
Sing about how 10-minutes of exercise a day is still a little too much. Jeff Bezos backs legalization. Keith Urban is replacing Adele. McDonald’s has a new sandwich. The Sports Kid is back along with Dad Joke Theater. And Joe Biden wishes he could take back the “stupid SOB” quip. Production Note: Any bits not … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Friday, January 28, 2022
Peter Dinklage inspired a song parody about making a woke version of Snow White. Jeff Bezos rebuts Jon Stewart. Hugh Hefner gets the No, Really, Wow treatment. Train for a career in shoplifting. Get the latest shark news from the shark’s perspective. Morning Shower Thoughts are back and we mashup this week’s news. Production Note: … Continue reading UCN DailyPost for Thursday, January 27, 2022