Steroid-zyte with Smiling AlexSteroid-zyte with Smiling Alex
(Music: whistling/happy - like Enzyte ads)
ANN: This is Alex. Alex is sad because he needs more “pop” in his bat!
(SFX: downward slide whistle)
ANN: So Alex tried completely un-natural Steroid-zyte.
(SFX: phone ring)
ANN: Just one call to BioGenesis gave Alex the big lift of un-natural male enhancement he was looking for.
(SFX: upward slide whistle)
ANN: Now Alex is going deep again.
(SFX: crack of the bat/crowd cheers)
ANN: And that makes Alex’s fans very happy.
(SFX: crowd cheer swells)
ANN: But...uh oh! Alex just made a huge error!
(SFX: downward whistle/crowd disappointed)
ANN: And now he’s received the biggest punishment in MLB history.
(SFX: ball into catchers mitt)
UMP: Strike Three!
ANN: If you want to strike out just like Alex, try Steroid-zyte today!
(Music resolves)
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