Steroid-zyte with Smiling Alex

Steroid-zyte with Smiling Alex (Music: whistling/happy - like Enzyte ads) ANN: This is Alex. Alex is sad because he needs more “pop” in his bat! (SFX: downward slide whistle) ANN: So Alex tried completely un-natural Steroid-zyte. (SFX: phone ring) ANN: Just one call to BioGenesis gave Alex the big lift of un-natural male enhancement he was looking for. (SFX: upward slide whistle) ANN: Now Alex is going deep again. (SFX: crack of the bat/crowd cheers) ANN: And that makes Alex’s fans very happy. (SFX: crowd cheer swells) ANN: But...uh oh! Alex just made a huge error! (SFX: downward whistle/crowd disappointed) ANN: And now he’s received the biggest punishment in MLB history. (SFX: ball into catchers mitt) UMP: Strike Three! ANN: If you want to strike out just like Alex, try Steroid-zyte today! (Music resolves)