PisterinePisterine (Music: retail) ANN: Stem cells harvested from urine can grow teeth! And now you can get the same dental benefits at home with Pisterine! WOM: I start each morning at the bathroom sink with a mouthful of Pisterine! (SFX: swigs/gargles) ANN: Just gargle for a few seconds, and spit it out as directed! (SFX: spits into toilet water/flush) WOM: Ahhhhh!!!! Morning sweetie! MAN: Morning! (SFX: smooch) Ech! Your breath smells like -- ANN: Pisterine! WOM: Honey, that uriney taste is how you know it’s working! ANN: A brighter smile and a cleaner mouth start with P! BTH: Pisterine! ANN: Available in Original and all new Asparagus Flavor! (music resolves) |