Naked and Afraid with Anthony WeinerNaked and Afraid with Anthony Weiner
(Music: Naked and Afraid)
ANN: Tonight on The Discovery Channel. One man. One woman. Stranded. With no food, shelter...or clothing! Naked and Afraid!
(SFX: jungle ambience)
ANN: Tonight, Anthony Weiner is naked...
AW: Hello there!
(SFX: female screams/runs away)
ANN: And she’s...afraid!
AW: Wait! Come back! Where are you going?
ANN: The jungle now has one more dangerous snake!
AW: They gave us cameras and everything!!!
ANN: Naked and Afraid!
AW: I wanted to make body heat!
(Music resolves)
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