Barack Obama’s Weekly Address - Huma is No MichelleBarack Obama’s Weekly Address - Huma is No Michelle
(Music: Hail to the Chief)
BO: Hello I’m President Barack Obama with a word on the Anthony Weiner scandal. What’s most amazing to me is the way his wife Huma has stood by him. One thing’s for sure, if I did what he did, Michelle would beat the Twitter out of me! She’d go from zero to Madea in two seconds flat! There’d be fists and feet and pocketbooks flyin’ at me, fingernails and elbows and teeth, you name it! It’d be like one of those cartoon fights where it’s just a cloud of dust with legs and arms sticking out and when the dust cloud settles all that would be left is me trying to do this radio address with my jaw wired shut. I’d sound something like this (as if jaw is shut) I’m Barack Obama...thank you.
(Music resolves)
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