Barack Obama - The 2015 White House Tax-Spectacular 


			

DJ:	   Tomorrow (April 15th) is the final day to file your income tax return. This is a big day for the government. Lets talk to the man at the center of it all. Barack Obama. Good morning Mr. President.  


BO:	   Hey there folks! Remember! There are just 24 hours left to spend big at The 2015 White House Tax-Spectacular! 


DJ:	   Excuse me? The What?


BO:	   The 2015 White House Tax-Spectacular! There’s never been a better time to drop huge wads of cash! But it all ends on April 15th! So act now!


DJ:	   You’re making it sound like a used car ad.


BO:	   Just push, pull, or tow in your tax return and you could spend - 10, 20, even 30 thousand dollars towards a brand new federal budget! 


DJ:	   Sir, no one needs this kind of hype to pay taxes!


BO:	   I know, and it’s all thanks to special IRS-to-Customer incentives! 


DJ:	   What does that mean?


BO:	   It means, if you don’t pay, we’ll put you in jail! That’s The 2015 White House Tax-Spectacular guarantee!


DJ:	   This is ridiculous.


BO:	   And just look at this amazing collection! Try the luxurious 1040! Or maybe the sporty 1040-EZ is more your style. We’ve got 1099s, W-2s, Schedule As, Schedule Cs! 


DJ:	   Sir...   


BO:	   And all they need is your signature!! 


DJ:	   Do you really think this is going to make people want to pay taxes?


BO:	   We want your money and we want it now! 


DJ:	   Thank you sir, this has been a fascinating conversation.


BO:	   So run, don’t walk, to a post office near you and take advantage of The 2015 White House Tax-Spectacular! It’s a fiscal fist bump!!!! 


(SFX:    hang up)